ha, ha, ha

"December 30, 2006 -- LISTEN up, tabloid editors - the people have spoken. Parade magazine polled 15,013 Americans to find out which celebs they're most obsessed with and which stories they'd love to see. Some 36 percent say their dream tabloid headline is, "Paris Hilton Goes Into Permanent Hiding," while 26 percent would vote Angelina Jolie as mother of the year (with Reese Witherspoon and Gwyneth Paltrow following - and Britney Spears at the bottom of the barrel with 1.5 percent). About 46 percent want to trade places with Oprah Winfrey for a day, and 41 percent want to raid Jennifer Aniston's closets and wear her shoes". (new york post)